Joke Pile #524

Groaners of the Week

Rabbits in the spring love to engage in binking (spontaneously hop in the air in elation), but they don't care for gawkers or what they refer to as the "bink counters."

A random man goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I ask you a random question?" The bartender says "Sure, random guy, what's on your mind?" So the random guy says, "Aardvark?"

It's (Ad)just a Joke

Returning, after a brief hiatus, this bad joke comes from BestLife: 

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

My version:

What do you call a cow with two legs? I don't know, I'm stumped?

Things I Think I Thought

I think when you paint decaying metal outdoor furniture, it is a rusted development.

I think cleaning out the toaster tray is a crumby job.

I think I used to love CDs, but now I'm the stereotype.

I have thought about deep sea diving, but I can't really fathom it.

I think that fruit is capable of murdering pastry; after all, strawberry shortcake.

I think Sherlock Holmes could explain the digestive system; it is alimentary, my dear Watson.

I think holding people in high regard is difficult for those who are afraid of heights.

I think there is a fine line between fine and line.

I think a bad guitar player can cause terrible treble.

I think that precision is what happens when percussionists are bad at spelling.

I think I'd rather be insipid that outsipid.