Joke Pile #516

 Groaners of the Week - US Civics Lessons (Click on the links for really cool historic stuff)

What key is the "Star Spangled Banner" in? Francis Scott Key.

What is the Gettysburg Address? For many participants,  1195 Baltimore Pike Gettysburg, PA

Who came up with the New Hampshire state motto, "Live Free or Die"? Revolutionary War General John Stark--who was presumably a "motto citizen."

Finish this line: "Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam"..."And I'll show you a house full of poop."

It's (Ad)just a Joke

This week's "adjusted" joke is from We Are Teachers

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

My take:

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Here in ASL on YouTube

Things I Think I Thought

I think if I were a copper chemist, it wouldn't that hard to penetrate a penny trait (such as conductivity).

I think all plays are word plays.

I think Aruba and fake chocolate are related; one is Caribbean, and the other is carob bean.

I think that people who say "Well, I won't lose any sleep over it" have never had a lumpy mattress.

I think you can't live your life in a vacuum unless you are a dust mite.

I think that those who believe all is fair in love and war have never been in either.

I think that actor Wayne Knight's career took off when he was on "Seinfeld," and it must have made him feel like a Newman.

I think the Iowa women's basketball team will have to play in the B1G tournament "bye" and "bye."

I think this is incomplete gibberish.

I think that people who divorce because one of them has sleep apnea are snore losers.

I think my hourglass is running slowly,  that or I'm just losing grains of sand.