Groaner of the Week
The big bad wolf came knocking on the little pig's house. "Little pig, let me come in," he commanded. The little pig opened the door and said, "Sure, come in." And that is how the legend of "Obeowolf" began.
It's (Ad)just a Joke
This week's really not great fairy tale joke comes from NaturallyFunny,com:
Why did the prince always carry a glass slipper in his pocket? In case he needed to check if it was a perfect fit!
My take: Why did the prince always carry a glass slipper in his pocket? He carried it just in case he found his solemate!
Things I Think I Thought
I think there should be a holiday for our life partners called "I'm Not Your Mother Day."
I think these days, it is so hard to think what to think, why think at all?
I think that meandering and me yammering are really not that different.
I think when you work at cross-purposes with others, you must be a priest or a minister.
I think a judge must have a terrible time trying to be nonjudgmental.
I think it really doesn't matter what anybody thinks, unless I can use it for a joke.
I think that motherhood is good for everybody else, but the mom.
I think that the essence of life is a lot of weird smells.
I think hanging around a duck blind is hard because you can't see the ducks.
I think I've had it up to here
with people who don't get my humor. 😁
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