Joke Pile #522

Groaners of the Week - Poultry in Motion

Why did the chicken not cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do you call a celibate rooster? 

A boneless chicken.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

It doesn't matter; they don't have chicken fingers to screw with.

A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The chicken says "bawk, bawk, bawk." The bartender says, "Oh yeah, well with an attitude like that, good luck getting served in any bar!"

A chicken was found dead near a volleyball court. Police suspect fowl play.

It's (Ad)just A Joke

This week's joke comes from Love to Know

Why is Thanksgiving a chicken's favorite holiday?

They serve peck-an pie!

My take:

Why is Thanksgiving a chicken's favorite holiday?

They love that it's the turkey that gets it in the end.

Things I Think I Thought

I think that dark toast is singe-worthy.

I think that opposites abstract when it comes to Picasso paintings.

I think that preferred window coverings for assassins are drapes, but it's curtains for me!

I think tornados have whirlwind romances.

I think if you turn light switches on and off to see if the bulbs work, that is a process of illumination.

I think when you park illegally, it could be a fine time.

I think debating fencing techniques is a touché subject.

I think it is fine that some like to total groups of things up, but I say, who needs the aggregation?

I think a "vitamin E van" would be what a health supplements influencer might drop her kids off at school with.

I think ocean dolphins live a porpoise-filled existence.