Joke Pile #518

 Groaners of the Week - Spring Has (Almost) Sprung

I like the first day of spring, all things being equinox.

Did you hear the red, red robin with a speech impediment who went "B-Bob, B-Bob-ing along"?

What is March Madness? Hoping your cinderella team miraculouslywins the NCAA basketball tournament year, after year, after year.

Spring: The time after you break your back shoveling snow, and now, break your back planting a garden.

It's (Ad)Just a Joke

This week's joke comes from BestLife

What do sheep do on a sunny spring day? 

Have a Baa-baa cue.

My take:

What do sheep do on a sunny spring day? 

Wouldn't ewe like to know?

Things I Think I Thought

I think that bakers are bad at addition, but good with prime numbers.

I think you should limit yourself, when you go out on a limb.

Think tanks that have a singularly-focused purpose, when you (and others) come to think of it.

I think that we have only ourselves to answer to, but often let it go to voice-in-your-head mail.

I think letting a picky cat take over your lap is a lap in judgment.

I think that spring and fall are opportunities that equinox but twice a year.

I think timing a poached egg correctly in the first place keeps it from being beyond re-poach. 

I think it is important to keep your ketchup in condi-mint condition.

I think that Neil Diamond probably wrote a breakup song called "Not So Sweet Caroline."

I think recoloring your clothing out of desperation is a dyer thing to do. 

I think that geometry professors are always working an angle.

I think that if you don't want people to know you are a tea drinker that you should disguise it with camomille.

I like to think solitary thoughts alone at the top of tall buildings, but then I always did think highly of myself.