Groaners of the Week - Classic Rockers Edition
When Genesis broke up, did they become Split Enz?
Now that Canada's elder statesmen of prog rock have reformed, I'd like to know if the tour will be called "What's the...Rush?"
What if the remaining members of Kiss and Twisted Sister do a one-off tour as Twisted Kisster?
Ringo and Geoff Lynne tour as an acapella group together: Starr Lynne Vocal Band--it would be an "Afternoon Delight!"
Tours sponsored by corporations with prominent product placement:
- OREO Speedwagon
- FedEXTC
- RoldGold Pretzel Styx
- Porto-John Mellencamp (Little pink outhouses for you and me!)
- Dodge Presents Mini-Van Halen
Classic Rock Tunes updated for AARP-listeners:
Quiet Riot - "C'mon Feel Annoyed!"
Cheap Trick - "I Want You to Warm Me!"
Bon Jovi - "(You're Love Is Like) Generic Medicine"
Def Leppard - "Pour Some Viagra On Me"
Bruce Springsteen - "Corns in the USA"
It's (Ad)just a Joke
This week's soon-to-be tinkered-with joke comes from Upjoke:
What day is the best for punk and rock music?
A green one apparently.
My take:
What day is the best for punk and rock music?
Sunday, bloody Sunday works for me, U2?
Things I Think Thought
I think my cat is like a 3-D spiral shape, helix himself all day.
I think it sense to be out of sight, but can you ever be out of touch?
I think viral illness is nature's way of saying, take one for the team.
I think I misplaced my self-worth, in any case I can't find my wallet.
I think some times test the soles of man, they are called walking.
I think it is obvious to any paranoid person reading this, that this is about them.
I think it is obvious to any egotistical person reading this, that this one and the previous one are about them, although they might just be paranoid.
I think it is hopeless to live without hope, at least I hope so.
I think I had an averse reaction to a prescription I am taking, the name of it is so hard to pronounce that we aren't on speaking terms any more.
I think the person who invented the push pin was a genius, on the other hand, the person who invented the pull-pin set off many a hand grenade.
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