Groaners of the Week
February is so short that it doesn't have an attention span.
Why are Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots' defenses happy to be playing in this year's Super Bowl? They know they'll get their Super Bowl LIX in.
My wife doesn't love sports. Last year she watched her first Super Bowl. She wasn't bowled over until the Super Bowl was over.
Some people will protest anything. I saw someone with a sign that said "Endorphins." Why would anyone want to end orphans?
It's (Ad)Just a Joke
This week's joke comes from the random joke generator: And it goes like this...
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
My version:
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, there was a huge gulf between them.
Things I Think I Thought
I think an odd thought should be called a memorandom.
I think the Super Bowl should have four quarter sbows; that way there would be something everyone could get mad at.
I think the shortest distance between two lines is cutting in second line.
I think we can all agree that flipping the bird cannot be called a "romantic gesture."
I think they should call the emergency phone in the Alps the "What's the Matterhorn?"
I think it behooves farriers to change horse shoes with care.
I think welt of hives.
I think we are all tired of winter, when push comes to shovel.
I think sternutation is something to sneeze at.
I think if you died while happily shimmying in Trinidad, you could do worse than going out on a limbo.
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