Groaners of the Week - Frozen Tundra Edition
What do Inuits use to make repairs around their homes? Igloo.
A rapper from the eighties injured himself. He slipped on the Ice, ice, baby!
Do you know what a heavy rock cover band from Nome is called? Sled Zeppelin.
A good nickname for a brown bear in the wintertime might be "Hiber Nate."
It is so cold at the North Pole. How cold is it? It is so cold that the elves had to burn Santa's sled to keep warm.
Where do city Laplanders work? In ice cube-icles.
Did you hear about the Alaskan crab fisherman who got fired? He was slipping at work.
It is so cold that Frosty the snowman is now called Frostbite the snowman.
Did you hear about the weatherman who like her work so much, she was having an Arctic blast (with overnight lows below zero)!
It's (Ad) Just A Joke
This week's joke comes from the Reader's Digest:
What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
My take:
What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
A vampire whose teeth have cold sensitivity.
Things I Think I Thought
I think airplane pilots must experience cabin fever more than the rest of us.
I think light bulb testers find the duds by using the process of illumination.
I think that gastroenterologists probably find a lot of things to be very alimentary in their work.
I think Casablanca would have been a much shorter movie if Ingrid Bergman had chosen a different gin joint in all the towns in all the world.
I think that if does, fawns, and bucks have problems to work out, they consult Deer Abby.
I think professional dodge ball players probably get bombarded all the time bu their detractors.
I think hairdressers for horses are the mane reason the show horses look so good.
I think an astronaut who has her flight delayed must not like getting weight(less) listed.
I think brain surgeons are more cerebral than most other doctors.
I think most divorced game systems are Xboxes.
I think it is nice to know when the earth, moon, and sun are in alignment, it is called syzygy. Whoever figured it out must have been some sort of syzygy wbiz.
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