Joke Pile #501

Groaner of the Week

Q: Why was Mr. Hyde so mean to Dr. Jekyll?

A: He was sleep-depraved.

Groaner of the Week - Kid's Edition

Q: Where do you go if your piano is out of tune?

A: The iTunes store.

Things I Think I Thought

I think choosing chess pieces is a black or white issue.

I think any talk of disliking baby bunnies is simply hare-racy.

I think that if pond scum needed extra support to keep it afloat, it could use algebra.

I think if furry spiders had a 90's cover band, they would call themselves Taran Taran(tula)

I think if you are a charming athlete, you're still winsome and lose some.

I think that if karma works the way it does, there are some kardads paying them karchild support.

I think when you are balding it doesn't help to tell your hairbrush to, "comb-over hair."

I think that a monument of things that are impossible would be a statue of limitations.

I think when a doctor uses a cold piece of equipment to check my heartbeat, it could well be the steth(oscope) of me.

I think that half a loaf is better than no loaf at all when you are hungry, but half a loafer is pretty useless when you need shoes.