Today's Groaner is in the words of "Cheers" Norm Peterson (played by Second City alumnus and Bears superfan Bob Swerski-portrayer), George Wendt, who passed away:
Norm Peterson Groaner
Sam: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like; just pour me one.
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Things I Think I Thought
I think a frog looks at itself and wonders, "How truthful am I, if I amphibious?"
I think wordplay is so much more enjoyable than wordwork.
I think Spock thought that when Captain Kirk made decisions when sick, he was ill-logical.
I think that if Godzilla stepped on a taxi on a rampage in Tokyo, he left a huge "car been" footprint.
I think a great sign for a bait shop would be "Is it worm enough in here, or is it just me?"
I think great wide receivers possess the gift of grab.
I think that even a flimsy excuse is better than no excuse at all.
I think that at a bowling alley, each bowler is within striking distance.
I think trash talk would be something like "What are you doing in here, you belong in the recycling bin!"
Anytime I think about "x" marking the spot, it is a treasure.
I think I like daisies (and weeksies, and monthsies).
I think, "Should words be replaced by symbols?" Then I think, "Icon of think so."
I think herbs are anarchists, I mean, who could govern mint?
I think I've got way too many library books to read and might be overdue-ing them.
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