Joke Pile #477

 

Groaner of the Week

Instead of being named regional director, the new communications director candidate learned she was now to be named the national director.  Cleverly, she just told people she would be now known as the “reaching all” director. 

Easter Groaners of the Year

The Easter Bunny goes into a bar. The bartender says "Hey friend, what can I get you?" The Easter Bunny says, "A beer, preferably something hoppy."

I think that you can always tell a woman who takes Easter seriously by her bonnet fides.

Who delivers sermons and children baskets of chocolate gefilte fish? The Easter Rabbi.

Things I Think I Thought

I think there is a good, logical reason for being emotional, at least that is how I feel.

I think the thoughts in the famous jazz singer's head may have been Ella mental.

I think some cheese makers probably hum “Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, Parmesan?”

I think kitsch is fine, but is kitschy, kitschy coo(l)?

I think the petty disagreements about who caused the flooded gelatin factory may have created Jello seas. 

I think it is impossible to separate the wheat from the chaff, unless you use 'Chaffstick'.

I think Passover beneath an underpass would be both sad and ironic.

I think that if there was a biography about the popular musician who put out "Girl on Fire" that exposed her very personal, private life and loves, it would have to be 'A. Keys-and-tell' book.