Joke Pile #474

 

Groaners of the Week

Seen on the side of a tree-trimming service truck: "We'll go out on a limb for you"

Seen at a bookstore: "50% off--The New Yale Book of Quotations--this goes with odd sayings"

Things I Think I Thought

I think that I'd go to any length to find a shortcut.

I think a forest ranger can be arbor-trary.

I think if you just got hired at the landfill it's your yucky day!

I think some people think it is hard to know if a person is someone's mom or dad, but it's apparent to me.

I think that most mischievous pixies are not realistic, but they are impractical.

I think a side-effect of jokes may include splitting.

I think that the things weighing on many sea captains' minds are anchors.

I think that wells were probably square before they became well-rounded.

I think, that when it comes to learning French, j’ai peur que ce soit un non catégorique pour moi.

I think when you work with a group of people in front of computer screens all day, there is not a wet eye in the place.

I think that if you'd love to be a fly on someone's wall, watch out for flyswatters. 

I think if you finish other people's sentences, you are rude, period.

I think the thought police are derelict in their duty around me.

I think that when a fisherman wants to get "reel" with you, cast them off hook, line, and sinker.