Groaner of the Week
What's the difference between a well-prepared lamb chop and the losing side of a big game? One is basted lamb, and the other is lambasted.
Herculean Efforts - These jokes may be a hit or myth (based on Roman and Greek mythology and personal taste)
What did Jove say when his daughter was born by bursting out of his head? Why of all the Minerva!@#
What did Minerva say when she was born? By Jove, I think he's had me!
What did Minerva say to her mom Metis, when she was born? Nothing; her dad swallowed her mom whole because he considered her a Metis to society.
Do you know who the Roman goddess of marriage is? Or if you prefer, Juno, the Roman goddess of marriage?
Did you know that Pluto is the god of both the underworld and Disney World?
Did you know that one goddess of the earth is Terra, probably because she is terra-fied.
Do you know who Etta James' favorite god was? Atlas..."my love has come along..."
A lesser-known goddess is Cybele and she is mainly known for her Cybele disobedience.
Did you know Iris is the goddess of rainbows? , at Notre Dame she is known as Fightin' Iris.
Opis is the fertility goddess and Oops is the god of surprise pregnancies.
Speaking of magical trivia, the goddess of magic is Trivia.
Things I Think I Thought
I think I don't want to overstay my welcome or understate the obvious.
I think I like things that are decorated and detailed. Believe it ornate.
I think that the art of folding paper into designs in Portland should be called Oregoni.
I think someone from the energy industry who tries to convince us new drilling is a good idea really needs to clean up their oil spiel.
I think the favorite letters in the alphabet for a promiscuous person may be n or g.
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