To avoid potential litigation from the NFL, this week's joke pile is dedicated to the "Superb Bowl" and, more importantly, to my wife on her birthday, which coincidentally is the same day, My wife is not a big fan of football, so I'll tread lightly...
Groaner of the Week
What will they call it, if QB Pat Mahomes leads the Chiefs to a three-peat? A Patrick hat trick.
A Joke at the Eagles Expense
What is the Chief's strategy to beat the Eagles? Do two things: Sack one Barkley and rail on Hurts
A Joke at the Chief's Expense
How will the Eagles keep the Chiefs from winning? If Jalen Hurts so good that the Chiefs can't outscore them. Or, if TE Kelce has a bad game, it would also be a Travis-ty.
Superb Bowl Things I Think I Thought
I think that if the recent Grammys are any indication, I wouldn't count on Taylor Swift being a good luck charm for the Chiefs.
I think that if the Eagles win, their fans will be so happy that they won't burn anything down.
I think that the halftime show entertainment will lead to another Drake diss track.
I think that if the referees at the Super Bowl know what's good for them, they will take the 4th quarter off from flag throwing.
I think New Orleans is the perfect setting for the big game because nothing bad ever has happened at the Superdome.
I think that the president attending the big game will bring all Americans together if only to say, "Hey, down in front, we're trying to see the game."
One Other Things I Thought
I think I married above my pay grade. Of course, I am retired--so there's that.
I think I am a very lucky guy, no joke. I'm not even kidding. Happy Birthday, Betsy.
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