(Note: This is not Caitlin Clark's likeness, but it is still awesome for an AI-created anime)
To recognize NCAA/University of Iowa great and WBNA Rookie of the Year, Caitlin Clark, whose jersey will be retired this Sunday at Carver-Hawkeye Arena, 22 jokes for your potential entertainment.
Not Trying to Curry Favor Groaners of the Week
What does Caitlin Clark think of her chances of beating NBA baller Curry in a 3-point competition in France? I'm not sure, but I'll bet he'd be "trey" compétitif.
What does Steph Curry think about his chances of beating Clark? I don't know, but I'm sure he sees her as a "triple" threat.
I've Got Baller 22 Jokes, But This Ain't 1
#4 USC with star JuJu Watkins is coming into Iowa City to play the Hawkeyes and Caitlin Clark's jersey will be retired. If the Hawkeyes were to lose, that would likely be because of bad juju.
Caitlin Clark shoots threes so deep they don't come from downtown, they come from the suburbs.
Sick Burn (if you can remember back this far): Caitlin Clark has broken more records than the Chicago White Sox fans did at Disco Demolition Night in 1979.
Speaking of hot, Caitlin Clark gets so much fan mail that the postal service is thinking of assigning Deer River, Iowa's 52222 zip code, to her.
Women's professional basketball has gained a lot of new fans...most of them from Iowa.
Anytime Caitlin Clark wanted Iowa fans to get in the game, all she had to do was throw up her arms in the air. Coincidentally, it caused the other team to throw theirs up, too, in despair.
If you ask most people, they can tell you who Caitlin Clark is but they can't tell you who won the WNBA championship.
The NBA is looking into allowing their players to wear WBNA-like long nail tips just so they can slow Steph Curry's 3s down.
The WNBA has two new teams joining the league this year and next. Collectively, they will be known as the two last-place teams. of the WNBA.
With the rise of popularity of the WBNA and the 3-on-3 Rival League, the NBA is considering folding up its G League and having a 10-on-10 basketball league in the off-season.
After the team went down to a crushing defeat, the coach was asked what happened. She replied, "Our center was off-center, our forwards were backward, and our guards--simply didn't. Next question?"
With its number one ranking and because of the recent Los Angeles fires, UCLA women's basketball players in solidarity are doing the "you can't see me" gesture in front of their jerseys as a subtle message that for now, U can't CLA.
Do you know why they call the free throw line the "charity stripe'? Because if you can't hit from it, you should be sitting on the sidelines in a chair.
The Big Ten (B1G), publicly acknowledging that there are so many university additions in its fold, it is rebranding itself as The Big Mess (BM).
The NCAA has just announced that it is adding another 64 teams to the tournament, so instead of "March Madness" look forward to "April Anguish".
To address the number of injuries to basketball teams, the NCAA is allowing coaches to let fans in team jerseys to be subbed in, if their team's bench is depleted.
To get more viewers to watch the upcoming NBA All-Star game, instead of East v. West, it will Shirts v. Shorts.
To create salary parity, the NCAA is now considering this: If a school's men's basketball head coach is fired, the head women's coach will receive their salary and/or have the option of being the men's team head coach.
The Indiana Fever has a new opportunity for fans unable to buy tickets at the Gainbridge Arena, it's called "Buy Us A Bigger Arena" bitcoin.
See on an imaginary bumper sticker: To win as a basketball team, you have to be willing to go through a lot of hoops.
When a team is a few points behind and they have to either get the steal or foul their opponent, they are stuck between the rock and a hard place.
I don't know what it's called, but if someone keeps raining threes on you, maybe the dejected feeling you get from being on the receiving end should be called "Splash Lash."
Overtime
To honor Caitlin Clark when her jersey is retired, the University of Iowa has announced all concessions at the Carver-Hawkeye Arena will be just $22 on game day.
Speaking of recognizable figures, am I the only one who is asking when will Jake from State Farm's red polo shirt be retired?
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