Snow in Houston? Snow in New Orleans? Snow in Florida? Has hell frozen over or is it "climate trend" -- as some in high places would like us to call it? This joke pile is dedicated to that polar vortex of the indomitable human spirit to ignore the obvious/irrationally rationalize.
What do you call a sled in Texas? A Tesla (because you might get a charge out of it).
What do you call a sled in New Orleans? A trombone (because it is great when it slides).
What do you call a sled in Florida? An alligator (because it isn't dangerous until it starts moving).
What do you call a sled in Washington, DC? A pardon (because it's used on a slippery slope).
Groaner of the Week
If you used the same tea bag for all seven days, that would be some week tea.
Inaugural Groaner of the Week
Melania's hat brim was so big that her husband couldn't get a lip in edgewise.
Things I Think I Thought
I think that it is easy to gloss over things, but to mascara over things takes a steady hand.
I think I would like to elevate my thinking about flower shops. Unfortunately, the elevator is stuck between florists.
I think the weather probably complains a lot about us, too.
I think that Elmer Fudd preferring a fat chance over a slim chance is overweighted.
I think consistency is the most important thing we can change about ourselves.
I think a great contradiction is trying to buckle down, when you are buckling up a seatbelt.
I think a sick person may be ill-informed.
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