New Year's Day Groaner: Old Father Time was sad on New Year's Eve. He couldn't believe how quickly the year passed by. "It just stinks that another year is gone. I'd suppose I'd be okay with it, but all I ever get to do is change the New Year's Baby's diaper for another 365 days.
Things I Think I Thought
I think 2024 may be the year best remembered for its finally being over.
I think that "economy-sized" things would be more accurately described as "bigger and more expensive".
I think a good name for an energy drink for astronauts would be Crater-Aid.
I think I would be happier if my hair parted on the right or left instead of the gaping middle like it does.
I think if we are relying on a bear named Smokey to prevent forest fires, we are overlooking a prime suspect.
I think Bob Dylan has an amazing way with words; if you can make them out when he sings them it is amazing.
I think that non sequiturs are like aardvarks on a sofa. They don't make sense and they definitely don't belong here.
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