Joke Pile #457

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T.G.I.T (Thank Goodness It's Thanksgiving)

Thanksgiving Groaner of the week:

They say the best way to stuff a turkey is to turn it over and stuff from the bottom. Speaking of flipping the bird... 

Did you hear about the turkey that ended up in the hospital? He broke his wishbone.

Thanksgiving Groaner Riddle:

What does a county medical pathologist decorate their holiday table with? A coroner-copia?

Things I Think I Thought:

I think the secret to a long life is being an LED bulb.

I think that Jenny at 867-5309 is very glad she has caller ID.

I think Thanksgiving is a time when people hit the sauce too hard...the cranberry sauce.

I think a Macy's Holiday parade balloon float is like how I feel after eating a Thanksgiving meal: A bloated carcass trying to make my way down the street while trying to avoid a crowd.

I think that Thanksgiving is a time to remember how little people actually like turkey and/or family gatherings.

I think it is nice to finally be ghosted by all the politicians and PACs that kept asking for money.

Based on the recent presidential cabinet nominations, I think that the deep state just got replaced by the not-very-deep state.

I think Joe Biden could pardon people awaiting deportation hearings instead of the two turkeys that he usually does before Thanksgiving.

I think being president is like roasted turkey? It's made up mostly of dried-out white meat, and yet, some people still want a piece of it.

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