Groaner of the Week: The recycling center now has separate containers for brown glass, green glass, and clear glass, The brown and clear glass containers are on the left side, and the green glass container is on the right. This is a long-winded way to say that the glass is always greener on the other side.
Son of Groaner of the Week: Dolly and Polly are sisters who love to watch reality shows. Dolly and Polly binge-watched seasons of The Bachelor. After several hours, Dolly said her eyes were tired, and she was saturated. But her sister kept on watching because she was Polly--unsaturated.
It's Snooze To Me
A goat farmer in Ecuador living above a sheep ranch had narcolepsy. Finding it helpful to stay awake, he inventoried his goats. Unfortunately, his narcolepsy kicked in and he rolled down a hill to his neighbor's property. In other words, he counted his goats and fell to sheep.
Things I Think I Thought
I thought that wrought iron was my favorite type of artwork, but now I think I'm overwrought.
I used to think Oklahoma was great, but now I think it is OK-lahoma.
I think that the seasonal timer change accomplishes nothing. Because somewhere in the world is exactly the time you used to have.
I think that not only is time relative but also relatives take time.
I think some people who have woolen leggings and are suspected of a crime will always have a hair-tight alibi.
I thought love was only true in fairy tales. then, I learned that Neil Diamond thought so, too. Now, I'm a believer!
I think that people who knit are very choosy and, therefore, knit-picky.
I think that skeletons are more than armature, they are arm-post-life-mature.
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