Kiddos say the darndest things: Timmy's kindergarten teacher shows the children a book of different kinds of birds. First, she shows them a robin with its red breast. The teacher asks, "Who has seen this bird today?" Everyone's hand shot up in the air. Then she shows them a Blue Jay with its blue feathers. "Who has seen a Blue Jay today?" Once again all the children raise their hands. Then their teacher shows them a Woodpecker and asks "Who has seen a Woodpecker today?" All the children's hands go up except Timmy's. "Timmy, have you ever seen a woodpecker?" Timmy says, "No, ma'am but my Daddy tells my Mommy he has a wooden pecker every morning, so I guess she has seen one today."
Things I Think I Thought
I think that when things go missing from inventory, there's no accounting for it.
I think that IT people don't talk in the restroom because IT goes without saying.
I think that watching the petals coming off of a flower is sweet, but watching pedals coming off a bicycle is horrifying.
I think the difference between Trump and Harris is one wants to build a wall and the other wants to build with Walz.
I think one sure sign of the coming apocalypse is the sign that says "Coming Soon...The Apocalypse".
I think that it would be nice to have a plum job but not in a prune factory.
I think that positivity is one sure way to show people how delusional you can be.
I think the French expression for being tired has got to be L'thargic.
I think that the sum of awe is awesome.
I think that the positive thing about negative people is how positive about being negative they are.
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