Joke Pile #434



 Paraphrasing Green Day, another turning point a Final Four stuck in the road. Also known as a "Superman" Caitlin Clark Kent miss...

This week began with the Hawkeyes becoming Tiger tamers and ends going to the dogs against Connecticut Huskies in the home of the Dawg Pound...Cleveland, Ohio. 

If it comes down to the better guard, I hope Caitlin and Co. will be able to turn that Paige...from Paige "Buckets" to Paige "buckets-of-tears".

Whatever happens, Caitlin Clark will be known as the all-timer greatest of the Bluder Shooters.

Isn't it weird that both Connecticut and North Carolina State University men and women have made the Final Four? It is like their men are almost as good as their women at playing basketball.

Are sportscasters running out of superlatives for the "logo three"? 

That one was so deep, it was like she was majoring in Philosophy...

That one was shot from downtown...Athens, Greece...

If she shot it any farther out, NORAD would be notifying the president...

Observations:

If Caitlin misses, is that a no-go from the logo?

I worry for Caitlin, the Huskies jerseys include a subliminal threat "Connect-I-Cut"...

In any case, March Madness has given way to April Apoplexy. 

Get out your popcorn, it is going to be a long Friday night; or as Clevelanders call it, a year in Cleveland.

Good luck Hawkeyes and may our better team win!

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