Spring feverish...
Spring: I come from the school of hard equinox.
A wealthy scion shows up in the emergency room with a bed coil protruding from his rear end. The doctor who saw him exclaimed, "Ah, I see spring is in the heir!"
You know if they could commit murder, some flowers would crocus.
How did one spring flower greet the other? Hyacinth.
What did spring say to the other seasons? Oh, give me a break.
Did you know that St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland..into the Congress of the United States?
I would not want to be a chocolate Easter bunny for anything. People always want to snap your head off.
Baseball season is around the corner and college graduation is not far behind. Spring: the time of year when some people strike out on their own and others strike out swinging at a ball.
The Last Supper: when twelve guys sat on the same side of the table so that they could take a group selfie.
Passover: when you set a place at the table for someone who is not very likely to show up, like your ex-husband.
I get words mixed up. For instance, I was supposed to take a pill sublingually but without thinking, I took it subliminally.
Why ask why...
Why are there burdens, but not burkitchens?
Why is why spelled 'why' and not 'y'?
Why aren't bear butts called bearrieres?
Why isn't lighting on interstate highways called on lamps and off lamps?
Out of curiosity...
What do musicians do when they see a sign that says "Rest Stop"?
If you're so smart, what is the sharpest tool in the shed?
Who actually boxes rock and are they dumber for it?
Sad but true: Something we won't hear next spring...Caitlin Clark, 4-time B1G Ten Player of the Year.
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