These are the jokes, such as they are:
I hope Mel Brooks is never depressed. But if he were, at least he'd be mellow.
If a vegetable goes down your windpipe wrong in the North Pole, would that be an arctichoke?
If I say that slag glass is opaque, is that clear?
I saw a sign at a retro-video bar that said, "Please be kind, rewine."
There's a town. in South Carolina called Burns Down. I wonder what they would call it if there was a fire?
Is there a cinn-onym for cinnamon?
What is the best time to give a speech? Seven orate.
Our discussion of what should be allowed on our bulletin board went on too long, so we had to put a pin in it.
Our hot water heater pipe burst. Boy, was I steamed.
To be remembered as a quarterback, it takes an arm and a legacy.
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