Eye-opening, random acts of joking and some thought-non-provoking questions:
I'm not saying that Taylor Swift has had an outsized impact on the NFL this year, but I am saying there has been bad blood by some football purists. I'm sure they will find a way to shake it off, if the Chiefs beats the 49ers (or, if they lose, at least tolerate it).
They say when you are mad, you should take a deep breath and count to ten. But what if you are mad that you are having a heart attack?
They say that creating a password can be hard, but I think it is as easy as 1, 2, 3, 4.
When the world gives you lamb, make laminate.
Not a joke, but alliteratively it would be enormously entertaining to see magpies playing the bagpipes.
Random questions I ask myself:
I wonder sometimes if it is possible to be older and yet, dumber?
Does enough ever say "I've had all I can take of me"?
What was the attraction between Elvis Costello and his band?
Is it possible to know if people smell on the inside or is it instinctual?
Why doesn't old snow ever take a shower (it looks like it could use one)?
I wonder if Pringles ever think "we're like two chips passing in the night"?
Does a tubular pasta need other tubular pasta to succeed or cannelloni?
Is changing the subject ever not off-topic?
If there is a party in Los Angeles would you be wrong to call it a calibration?
If a picture paints a thousand words, why aren't more paintings published authors?
What if wasted time could be recycled?
If a dangerous reptile had diamond-shaped scales, would we call it a crocargyle?
Who is in charge of adding accent marks to words and do they have an accent?
Is it ever appropriate to have a shower nightcap?
If they had a dedicated garage to honor the Iowa women's basketball team sponsored by ING, would they call it the Caitlin Clark/ING Lot (and would it have a premium for parking space #22)?
Comments
Post a Comment