Joke Pile #410


 

A guy goes to the dentist's office and when he checks in, the receptionist asks "Anything changed since your last visit? The guy replies "my underwear, several times."

I went to the grocery store and the cashier asked "Did you find everything you were looking for?" I replied, "No." She asked what I was looking for. "Someone to pay for my groceries," I said.

I feel sorry for lint, every clothes dryer has a trap set for it.

Dr. Watson asked Sherlock Holmes what Americans called primary schools. Holmes answered, "Why, that's elementary, my dear Watson."








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