Joke Pile #407


The Chicago Cubs and the Chicago Bears should consider combining personnel. Both teams have perfected the art of seizing defeat from the jaws of victory.

Congress was busy over the weekend. By passing a bill near midnight on Saturday to continue funding the government, they allowed their paychecks to continue until Thanksgiving.

The Hawkeyes managed to win without their starting quarterback. Iowa's punt returner took the game in stride...for a touchdown. 

In other football news, safety Haley Van Voorhis became the first woman non-kicker/punter to play in a NCAA game. No mockery here, just high praise. 

Taylor Swift showed up at the Chiefs/Jets game and even the cheapest ticket prices escalated. I guess the fans were expecting the Eras Tour?

As Paris prepares for the 2024 Summer Games, it is also dealing with bedbugs. French officials are not on the record as to whether they think the bugs are from China or Russia.

Also in France, a group of people built a castle using medieval building techniques like serf labor.

A recall of 300,000 one-wheel e-skateboards due to safety concerns has left riders grasping at straws for other annoying modes of unsafe transportation to replace them with.

Finally, Apple is warning users that its new iPhone 15 may overheat significantly when first used. Apple is recommending that users wait until the iPhone 16 is available before using the iPhone 15. They also are planning on remarketing it as the iPocketwarmer.

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