Joke Pile #405

Things I think I thought... 


They say it is a long way to the top. But is that true if you are a cloud?

Wondering if people who work for a dictionary company ever have words with their colleagues?

There are plastic leaves and plenty of natural leaves which may come a real leaf to some.

I wonder if music professors give their newborn infant children sylullabies?

Do horses hang A human shoe up for good luck?

 Sodium chromate, potassium dichromate, cobalt nitrate, copper sulfate, potassium permanganate, nickel chloride, sodium chloride...do chemists consider these to be  salty language?

Did old western dentists tell their patients to spit in bicuspidors?

If something amounted to nothing, was it something in the first place?

I know it is great when storytellers "cut to the chase," but maybe not murderers with straight razors?

Is there such a thing as a quadrangler to gather up stray quadrangles?

Should bad writers be referred a Hemming-no-way?


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