Joke Pile #397

The punderdome is open for business...


Jefferson Airplane co-founder Grace Slick has developed an enzyme tablet that can be added to the beer-making process or as she put it "One pill makes you lager."

Tennis players often develop "tennis elbow", but did you know that tree surgeons often develop arborists?

French cars are equipped with air baguettes.

A driver of an offroad vehicle ran over hikers in what might be called a Deranged Rover.

Wondering if gorillas in a kitchen put on man-prons when they cook?

At the pond version of McDonald's frog customers are asked "Do you want flies with that?"

The fashion designer's collection who made all her clothes from materials found in dumpsters was hailed as "trash chic!"

I've been studying the history of light bulbs and find the subject illuminating.



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