The punderdome is open...
Did you hear about the rivaling dry cleaners who were unable to be civil?
They are having difficulty ironing out their differences.
Did you hear about the guy who went to the gas station naked?
Customers there were treated to fuel frontal nudity.
Garbage collectors are like the kids in school who checked for hall passes. They are haul away monitors.
Then there was a weight lifter whose stomach muscles were so freakishly built up that they were ab-errations.
Then there was the dyslexic interpreter who mixed up words and things got tossed in lanstration.
Why is being socked in he nose like a window? They are both paneful.
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