Joke Pile #392

 Thursday is a visit to the punderdome, so here we go...

A gentlemen's club for swine...The Bacon Strip joint

Two identical seats...chair and chair alike

Will Patton Oswalt be here tonight?...Patton pending

Wore my jacket while working in the weeds and ended up with a burr coat.

Why is an ill lover like a tree? They are both sycamores.

Nabisco now has graham crackers with no centers, the are calling them Hollow Grahams.

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