This joke is like a car with a blowout or someone like myself who needs to be retired....
The accountant had been around so long that every day the people who worked with him wondered when he would hang it up.
Paul: "I hear Sam can't quit, his wife has big medical bills."
Laura: "Well, I hear Sam has run up quite a gambling debt and he has to keep working to pay it off."
Frank: "Well, I hear Sam has a mistress on the side and he needs to keep working to keep her happy."
Finally, Serena, known for her directness, goes up and demands, "Okay Sam, out with it. Why aren't you retired?"
The accountant says, "Sam, I'm not Sam? I'm Tony. Sam retired five years ago and still, not one of you knows my name!"
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