Joke Pile #388

 Like clothes in the last washer cycle, these are pun dry...


I'll bet these two pineapples are finding it Dole on this beach.

The breakfast place folded when it served nothing but crepes.

Then there was the breakfast cook who called in sick because he felt waffle.

Then there was the architect who hung around the coffee shop so much they started referring to him as Frank "Loiter" Wright.

Remember when the Queen Elizabeths was mad at Princess Diana? They called that the Eliza-beefin' period.

You have to give cartographers a lot of latitude.

You also have to give screenwriters a little credit.

It must be painful to live in the middle of iOWa.

If you make folded figures out of used toilet paper, wouldn't that be ori-gamey?

And like the hurricane on the way out of Florida, Ian leaving it here.

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