Joke Pile #387

 


I think the adage "sink or swim" leaves out an important option--float.

I thought the secret to longevity was clean living and a healthy lifestyle--but keeping on breathing seems to work too.

I think orange marmalade is just orange preserves with a fancy title.

I think the world could end tomorrow or Wednesday November 4, 3017.

I thought being an optimist would help with pessimistic thoughts. Guess not.

I think some thoughts are better left unthought, but with thinking, there are no takebacks.

I think a bird in a bush is better than a bird in the hand unless you like a handful of bird poop.

I think of all the thoughts I have ever had, this is the latest.



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