Joke #386

 The muse arrived late today...

The four horsemen of the apocalypse were skimming the news:

Horseman #1: "Well, it looks like they are thinking the nukes over there."

Horseman #2: "I saw, and look here, they are planning to push an asteroid out of orbit with a satellite."

Horseman #3: "And look here, a hurricane is bearing down on Florida."

Horseman #3: "Yep, it makes me wonder why we have to show up to work. Seems like, between Mother Nature and these folks, they will do our work for us."

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