Joke #385

 Friday and I've got a funny feeling...

Ned, the road-weary beer delivery guy called his boss. "I quit," Ned said. 

Fred, his boss was shocked, "Why, Ned, what happened?"

Ned said, "I was dropping off kegs at the college bar and when I came back, all the kegs were gone."

Fred said, "Wow, did you call the police?"

Ned said, "It was the first thing I did."

"Well," Fred said, "What did they say?"

"I don't know," explained Ned, " because when I called, I was told the officers were unavailable."

"Police not available, that's weird," said Fred, "Where were they?"

Ned said, "The lady who picked up said she was sorry but they all were all on a call at an out-of-control daytime frat party."


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