Joke #384

 Limited puns today, but like a baker making pie crust, that's the way I roll.

The goat farm is closed today, the shepherds were a little short-staffed.

The new conductor was a little green, but he was still being trained.

The clam digger was so secretive about where he went to dig up his clams, you might say he acted very clam-destined.

A bunch of houses that the loans had not been paid off were damaged. There was a lot of collateral damage.

Two colander manufacturers were in talks to merge, but so far talks have been strained.

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