Joke Pile #382

 Been pundering all week for this crop...


- School with a teacher shortage decides against temporary teachers and decides to accept no substitutes.

- Headline: Railway worker strike stopped in its tracks.

- A cave, some fish, and open nature, these are a few of the bear necessities.

- Scientists have discovered a protein that makes people less intelligent and it is not dopamine.

- A animal lover has created a group of singing cats who perform songs of the '70s and '80s--they are called Purr Prairie League.

- In Glasglow there is an area where bars only serve lower carb/calorie Scottish ales--it is referred to as the Red Lite District.

- Scientists in an agronomy lab in Ames are searching for the answer to what is the best soil temperature for earthworm reproduction. No word on whether the subjects are earthwarming up to the study.

- A comforter company in Connecticut is making duvets from duck pinfeathers under the brand "Duck 'n Cover."

- Cheap Co-founder Rick Nielson was arrested yesterday, waiting for confirmation that it was by the Dream Police.

- Pope Francis is very quick-witted and playful with words. Some refer to him as the supreme puntiff.

- My wife dreamed of People's "Sexiest Man Alive". I told her she was in for a Rudd awakening!

- A 13-year-old baseball player from the Cuba who is pounding out a record number of home runs is being touted as the "Childish Bambino."


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