Joke #381

It is wisecrack Wednesday so let's get to Kraken...


Speaking of the Kracken, wouldn't that movie lose its thrill if it were called "Pirates of the Wisconsin Dells"?

The fact that Casey's sells pizza and fuel makes complete sense. Either way, you gas up.

We were so poor when I was a kid, that we had to borrow toilet paper and return it used.

Someone told me "today is the first day of the rest of your life." Why didn't they also tell me it could be my last?

I'm not pessimistic, but I know that when it comes to luck, we all kind of break-even except when we don't.

I hear there is a shortage of morticians, that just burns me up.

I know things can be seen as superfluous, but why not just plain fluous?


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