Joke Pile #380

 I've thought more and I've been thoughtless, so here we go:

I think that there needs to be a clearer distinction between muttonchops and lamb chops in the whole things to eat versus things to have on the side of one's face realm.

I think asking "Am I being clear?" should be met with "No, I think you are opaque."

I think that autumn is the best season because it announces itself with a sprinkle of tree confetti!

I think there are enough awful things going on in the world without another chapter of  "American Gigolo".

I think being puffed up on self-importance is a lot of hot air.

I thought, "I wonder what they call manilla envelopes in the Philippines?" 

I don't think trees have affairs, but I would be going out on a limb to say it.