It's Monday, it's morning, and it's time to mock...
- Bestie moms powerwalking with strollers and Starbucks... Hoping that your little tykes have crash helmets on, just in case that adrenaline rush quicks in.
- Football fans unwinding after "the big game"...I know, if only the coach had listened to you.
- Weather...you change more than a supermodel at a photo shoot.
- Grocery apps...by the time you get done ordering using one, you could have been to the store and back twice over.
- Little packets of condiments...so tiny, so hard to open for so little reward.
- Big tub of movie popcorn with buttery topping...Grease is the word and the word is not good.
- Mullets...you weren't a good idea in the 1990s either as fish or hairstyles.
- Diesel pick-ups...I've smelled hog containment operations that smell better than whatever it is you're belching.
- Plastic bags...Nobody loves you, yet you hang around, usually in a nearby tree.
- Monday...Yeah, nobody likes you, but still, there you are week after week.
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