My work history in summary:
I worked in an olive factory. Boy was that job the pits.
Then, I worked in place that made firewood. But that job went up in smoke.
I worked in a place that made metal fasteners. But I screwed that job up.
Then I worked in a paper bag plant. You guessed it, I got the sack.
I worked at a bungee-jumping place, but was let go.
I worked in a lingerie factory until they gave me the pink slip.
I worked in a walking stick-making shop but left due to due to destaffing.
I worked at a plant nursery but wanted to branch out. So I took a leave.
I worked as a gunsmith until I was discharged.
I was a clown but management thought I'd be happier elsewhere.
I worked at a horse stable but got kicked out.
I worked for a shoemaker. Unfortunately, I got the boot.
I worked for a fire protection equipment company until I was axed.
Now, I work in education where I'm always learning my job!
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