If members of the Centers for Disease Control formed a rock band, it would have to be called Flu Fighters.
An audiophile opened a pet store selling only exotic dogs and birds. She called it "Woofers and Tweeters".
I ate too much bread in Paris. Oh, the pain!
I bought some french bread and they asked if I wanted it packaged. I said, "Yes, baguette."
Yesterday, I got caught up in two blustery storms. It was a wind/wind situation.
To pray not to be bald is heresy.
Post-secondary education is like temperature. They are both measured in degrees.
You can consummate a marriage, but unless you are a cannibal, you better not consume mate.
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