Joke #364

 

My wife does not appreciate it when I sing in the car. In fact, she hates it so much that when we brought the car into the muffler shop, she asked if they could outfit me with one too.

Being married as long as I have doesn't mean that you give in to each other's every whim, just every other one.

I've learned there is a difference between nuance and nuisance. Alone, nuance is a slight deviation from the norm and nuisance is a guy named Norm who is slightly deviated and won't leave you alone.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, corrupt, former judge? He was retried when he turned 65.

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