Goodby Riddle Edition, hello Welcome to the Punderdome...
A former member of the cast of 'Cats' is joining up with members of the 70's band that recorded the hit 'Amie' they are calling themselves 'Purr Prairie League'.
Carp have an aversion to underwater passageways because they have carp hole tunnel syndrome.
What does a folk song-singing bomber sing when explosives he's set at a restaurant don't go off? "Diner, won't you blow, diner, won't you blow..."
What do you call an elephant in a tuxedo? Elegant.
The prices at the Bed and Breakfast went up due to inn-flation.
I was accused of shoplifting a kaleidoscope once, but the police officer said, "remember, you are prismed innocent until proven guilty."
Auk is really not that unusual of a name for a bird, it's just awkward.
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