Every Thursday, I find myself riddled with riddles...here are today's with some headline grabbers in the mix.
Q: What do you call an ant without a family?
A: Little orphan ant-ie.
Q: Why does Alex Jones look so uncomfortable on the witness stand?
A: Probably, it's just a bad case of the Infowarts.
Q: Who is the best singer (who also has a sway with words)?
A: Beyonce.
Q: What vegetable is like an automobile in a junkyard?
A: A (car)rot.
Q: A Pixar movie about Mr. Spock?
A: Finding Nimoy.
Q: What's the easiest way to contract COVID?
A: Become president.
Q: What do you get when you cross a novel with sequins?
A: Gliterature.
Q: What does Nancy Pelosi have in common with her husband?
A: She likes Taiwan, he likes to Taiwan on.
Q: What's the difference between caustic soda, a golf ball on a side slope, and anything Josh Hawley says?
A: Nothing, they are all lies/lyes
Q: What is Joe Manchin's wish for when he dies?
A: To be buried in West Virginia, because he's already got his Manchin on the Hill.
Q: What do you call an anti-Trump Republican running for re-election?
A: Defeated and soon to be a lobbyist or political analyst.
Q: What's the difference between a Senate Democrat and Republican?
A: Democrats are for PACT, Republicans are for PACs.
Q: How is Joe Biden's popularity like the state of Kentucky?
A: They're both underwater.
Q: Who are the smartest people in the US today?
A: Kansas voters this Tuesday.
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