Riddles that are male-dominated.
Q: What do you get when cross Frankie Munoz and Malcolm X?
A: Malcolms in the Riddle.
Q: What do you get when you take poached eggs, and hollandaise sauce and cross them a cucumber with a sheet of cookies?
A: Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
Q: What does a wide receiver have in common with an old-timer with a prostate problem?
A: They both go long.
Q: What do you call it when you hire a sister from the convent to your for-profit organization?
A: Nun of your business.
Q: What do you call a sheriff from the Old West with indigestion?
A: Wyatt Burp
Q: How is scoring points in basketball like trying to get something bureaucratic done?
A: They both require going through hoops.
Q: How is a summer weight material different than a revered Soviet leader?
A: One is linen and the other is Lenin.
Q: What do you call different models of bar chairs in a catalog?
A: A stool sample.
Q: What do you call the Cliff Notes for "Leaves of Grass"?
A: A Whitman 'Simpler'.
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