Cracking on silly food.
Sandwich cookies; take a side, either you're a sandwich or a cookie--and we know you are 100% cookie.
Fruit rollups? More like fruit roadkill.
Sun chips--naw son, you're tortilla chips that double as a wavy roofing material.
Bundt cake; it's just cake in a fancy pan.
Tater Tots; are what you get when a marshmallow and a potato hook up.
Aioli = runny mayo.
Hot sauce; I went into a restaurant and thought they hadn't cleared the table, but realized it was just covered in hot sauce choices.
Junior Mints candies; how many more years will they be held back a grade?
Kettle corn; when caramel corn is just too "out there" for you.
Non-dairy creamer; you can be from a dairy or not, but if it doesn't have cream in it, hw is it creamer?
Animal crackers; how come PETA isn't trying to get you off of the grocery shelves?
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