Joke #342

 


What has three hands and no sense of humor? A wristwatch with a second hand.

What has fourteen hands and no sense of humor? A working cattle ranch.

What has two hands and no sense? Me.


What city would you go to if you had a complaint with a credit card statement?  Billings, MT.

What city would Noah go to if he needed to replace his ship? Newark, NJ.



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