Joke #340


Fruit thoughts:  

There are no grapes in grapefruit.

Also, there are no stars in starfruit or dragons in dragonfruit.

There may be hints of straw in strawberries, but no rasps in raspberries.

There are seeds in apples, and in watermelons but in cherries, peaches, and apricots, they are the pits.


Virtual money:

I thought digital currency was whether you had fingers and toes or not today.

If you ever doubt what an illusion we live under, look at things like bitcoin and NFTs--they are worth exactly nothing except to those who buy into them.


Odds and Ends:

I have thought of the perfect tagline for the next Iowa license plate:

          Iowa

The Vegetative State


It must be aard work to be an aardvark.


If God gives you lemmings, must you really make lemming-ade?


People talk about "universal-designed" things like they a good thing. Have you seen the universe lately?


I understand that they are about to name an airfield for gymnast Simone Biles. How about calling it Stick The Landing Field?





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