Joke #337

What is not a joke, but funny like one? A good riddle--so here it goes...



Q: What did Adam West have in common with Babe Ruth?
A: There were both Batmen. 

Q: How is college like a deal with the devil?
A: Both promise big things and ultimately steal your soul.

Q: When is a pickle maker likely to try to take advantage of you?
A: When she's making a "dill".

Q: What key are songs from Turkey written in?
A: Asia Minor.

Q: What do you call it when you are trapped in a diamond mine with Dwayne Johson?
A: Caught between The Rock and a hard place.

Q: What does an aubergine have in common with a henhouse?
A: They are both eggplants.

Q: Why is a dedicated poll worker like a family physician?
A: They are both primary caregivers.

Q: Why are Sneetches good at keeping things a secret?
A: Because Sneetches get Steeches!

Q: What is the difference between The Fonz and a horse?
A: The Fonz says, "Aaay!" and  a horse eats "HAaay!"

Q: If Liza Minnelli married Zorro, how would people refer to her?
A: Liza with a Z that stands for Zorro!

Q: What do you call new skin?
A: Fresh flesh (I guesh?).

Q: If an owl, Thomas Edison, and the Wolfman wrote mysteries together, what might their nom de plumes be?
A: Who, Watt, and Were.



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