What is not a joke, but funny like one? A good riddle--so here it goes...
Q: What did Adam West have in common with Babe Ruth?
A: There were both Batmen.
Q: How is college like a deal with the devil?
A: Both promise big things and ultimately steal your soul.
Q: When is a pickle maker likely to try to take advantage of you?
A: When she's making a "dill".
Q: What key are songs from Turkey written in?
A: Asia Minor.
Q: What do you call it when you are trapped in a diamond mine with Dwayne Johson?
A: Caught between The Rock and a hard place.
Q: What does an aubergine have in common with a henhouse?
A: They are both eggplants.
Q: Why is a dedicated poll worker like a family physician?
A: They are both primary caregivers.
Q: Why are Sneetches good at keeping things a secret?
A: Because Sneetches get Steeches!
Q: What is the difference between The Fonz and a horse?
A: The Fonz says, "Aaay!" and a horse eats "HAaay!"
Q: If Liza Minnelli married Zorro, how would people refer to her?
A: Liza with a Z that stands for Zorro!
Q: What do you call new skin?
A: Fresh flesh (I guesh?).
Q: If an owl, Thomas Edison, and the Wolfman wrote mysteries together, what might their nom de plumes be?
A: Who, Watt, and Were.
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